Mission Log 2: StarBase, the Search for more Coffee

Greetings from StarBase Command,

This is Captain T-Ray reporting from Sector Amarillo.

It has come to our attention that a new piece of technology has been installed aboard the station.

After extensive testing, we can confirm that our new coffee machine is operational. In fact, it may be too operational.

Apparently, this device can make Americanos, Cappuccinos, Mochaccinos, Espressos – single or double shots, Caffe Lattes (various flavors), Hot Chocolates, and hot water.

To celebrate, we're offering a FREE cup of coffee this Wednesday (June 24) from 9:00 AM to 11:00 AM.

There is only one catch.

You must provide the password:

GLORPAGORP

Do not ask why.

Do not question the protocol.

Simply approach Mission Control, speak the password, and enjoy your complimentary beverage.

In other station news, our new Birthday Mission Planning System is now online. Future Space Cadets can now begin planning birthday missions directly through the Starbase website.

🚀 www.starbasekids.com/parties

Thank you for being part of our crew from the very beginning. Every week we meet new families, celebrate new birthdays, and watch little imaginations launch into orbit.

Until next transmission,

Captain T-Ray OUT

POST LOG:

Ned insists the coffee machine's function is normal.

Glorpagorp insists that humans are not ready for such technology.

Investigations continue.